Poetry Buff Pillows

Pair o' Keats.

William Blake dates a tiger

Carpe diem

"Thou...thee...thine? What are you getting at, Buster?"

Virgil

A Creature WAS Stirring

Friedrich von Schiller

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

Succeed

"With their short attention spans, we've gone from epic poetry to limericks."

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

Limerick of the day.

Rhyme doesn't pay.

'My God! There isn't room to swing YOU in here!'

Pam Ayres

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

Palindrome school.

W H Auden

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Quoth."

"I enjoy poetry, but only if it's funny."

"I'm not beaten - I'm well-trodden damn it!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Backfire

Jean-Paul Sartre