Creative Writing Buff Pillows

Hey, Bard, I'm the one who wrote all those plays you've been taking credit for, chimpanzee #158,634,765,234,897,555, 345,876,999, ...

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

The Map of the human brain

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do me next."

Edgar Allen Poe

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

John Bunyan

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."