Songwriting Buff Pillows

"This one's for me."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That is an outrageous slur."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Bryan Ferry

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Guitar Man.

New music conference

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Piano Keyboard

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Bashful in Nashville

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."