Songwriting Aficionado Pillows

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Dip Pen

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Tenors

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

A singer being criticised

Blues for now.

Old songs made new

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Pirate King

Famous Like Song

'The music business.'

"Music has doubled my income..."

"This one's for me."

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Thomas Dorsey.

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

John Updike.