Songwriting Aficionado Pillows

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Dip Pen

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Tenors

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Famous Like Song

Pirate King

"I can write, but I can't draw."

A singer being criticised

Old songs made new

'The music business.'

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

"This one's for me."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Music has doubled my income..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Thomas Dorsey.

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'