Songwriter At Heart Pillows

Thomas Dorsey.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That is an outrageous slur."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Bryan Ferry

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

New music conference

Guitar Man.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Bashful in Nashville

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."