Songwriter's Muse Pillows

'He woke up this morning and his honey was gone.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

"This one's for me."

Guitar.

Thomas Dorsey.

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

They changed their tunes.

Writers

The Noisy Neighbours

'And happy Valentine's Day to you Greg, or is it Jerry... or is it Dana... or is it Jack... or is it Orlando... or is it Frederick... or is it Bob or is it Ron...'

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

Noah and the Flood

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"Don't pretend it's a pet, you're just too mean to buy an alarm clock!"