Storyteller's Muse Pillows

"Spare some small change guv?" In reality, Robin Hood wasn't all he was cracked up to be.

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Noah and the Flood

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

"Postwar is hell."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Kirsten Johnson

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Baby Bear.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Santa's Helpers

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

My Spam Sketchbook

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Gag - a graphic novel

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Mephistopheles

Young Stephen King

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."