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Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

"Spare some small change guv?" In reality, Robin Hood wasn't all he was cracked up to be.

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Noah and the Flood

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

"Postwar is hell."

J. R. R. Tolkien

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Kirsten Johnson

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

My Spam Sketchbook

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Baby Bear.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Reading

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Santa's Helpers

Gag - a graphic novel

Mephistopheles