Literary Muse Seeker T-Shirts

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Writers

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

I get my ideas on sale...

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Irvine Welsh

Woody Allen

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Eureka!

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Subway Library

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

Quiet!

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

Writer's energy

A writer fishes for inspiration.

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

Writer's Block

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

Rodin's Block

"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."

"Well, usually when the model dies the life drawing class is over."