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"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Writers

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

I get my ideas on sale...

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Subway Library

Eureka!

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

A writer fishes for inspiration.

Writer's energy

Writer's Block

God's Writers Block

'I can't seem to relax in this office.'

"Well, usually when the model dies the life drawing class is over."

"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."

"The art critic was, like, 'Where do you modern artists get your ideas from?' And I was, like, 'From a gut instinct'."

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

Rodin's Block