Unconventional Muse Seeker T-Shirts

I get my ideas on sale...

"Do me next."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'Cartoonist thinking'

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"Quit moving"

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Eureka!

Stone-age Patents

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

A writer fishes for inspiration.

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

Writer's energy

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

"The art critic was, like, 'Where do you modern artists get your ideas from?' And I was, like, 'From a gut instinct'."

Rodin's Block

Dreaming of an angel.

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."

"Well, usually when the model dies the life drawing class is over."