Unexpected Muse T-Shirts

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

I get my ideas on sale...

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

Foot Massage

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Turtle chick.

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Monk Parrot.

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Shark Bomb

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

If it had been today...

Prison Art - Bent Screw

Big Surprise (vending machine)

"This one speaks to me."

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

"This is astounding, Al. You never struck me as a jaiku kind of a guy."

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

'Oh my God! Ronny, come quick! It's an abandoned coal mine!'