Unexpected Companionship T-Shirts

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

Cat and mouse

"I hate it when we fight."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Cupid

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Surprise!'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

Monk Parrot.

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Monster in the Alley.

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

"This is how I roll, baby."

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

Border Security

Finding common ground.

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Life is full of surprises.

I don't know what came over me that week – I'm not normally that creative.

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

'I haven't been totally honest with you...'

"Mister Bones?!"

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

'Do you know what I feel like Doris? I feel like kickin' some ass.'