Unexpected Companionship Prints

Cat and mouse

"I hate it when we fight."

Cupid

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

Monk Parrot.

'Surprise!'

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

Monster in the Alley.

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

Border Security

"This is how I roll, baby."

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

Finding common ground.

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Life is full of surprises.

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

"Mister Bones?!"

'I haven't been totally honest with you...'

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

'Do you know what I feel like Doris? I feel like kickin' some ass.'

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'