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'I haven't been totally honest with you...'

Cat and mouse

Time for tea and friendship.

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Wearing bras in 2020.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Where history's best ideas happen.

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

'Surprise!'

A surprise visit

"Baldo, you deserve this raise. But please don't tell anybody what I'm paying you."

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

Rudy, please stop live blogging everything you do. On verge of argument. I'd hate the world to know our most intimate secrets. Sharing is what it's all about. For instance, I'd hate them to know that if you don't stop live blogging you'll never get any nookie. Now where were we? Capitulating.

Finding common ground.

"Pity Party alumni."

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

"You can tell your imaginary friend that I won't bully you no more!"

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."

'Due to a shakeup at network headquarters, this is the Evening News with Fred the Janitor....'

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

The Trouble With Kings

"Everybody wants to tell me their problems, but they aren't the least bit interested in my problems."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized our student files.'

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'