Confidant T-Shirts

"Pity Party alumni."

'I think you'll find that I'm a very good listener.'

Time for tea and friendship.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Personal Assistants.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Spa Dog

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

Wearing bras in 2020.

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

Mums at play group.

"Fetch, Millennia. ... Or don’t fetch. Either way, you’re perfect!"

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"