Unexpected Friendships T-Shirts

Finding common ground.

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Cat and mouse

Emotional Bling

Time for tea and friendship.

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Toast'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

Visiting 'friends'.

It's good to get together with friends!

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

Brain connection

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

"Love Boat"

Captain Pointy No.43 - Static Clingman was annoying

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"Stupid h*." "Dumb b***h."

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"