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'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Networking

Time for tea and friendship.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Toast'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

Little boys

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Visiting 'friends'.

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

It's good to get together with friends!

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

"I'm still in early pre-production."

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

Brain connection

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

Speed Dating