New Friendships T-Shirts

'It's nice of them to invite us over for dinner but normally people at least invite you inside.'

It's good to get together with friends!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Wildlife

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Love at First Sight

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

I only have eyes for you

Relationship Warning Lights

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.