New Friendships Prints

'It's nice of them to invite us over for dinner but normally people at least invite you inside.'

It's good to get together with friends!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Wildlife

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Love at First Sight

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Speed Dating for Turtles

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Romance

'T.M.I.F.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I only have eyes for you

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'