New Friendship T-Shirts

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

Open Up Your Heart.

Bluefin tuna: 'Wow, no kidding?! I'm Dolphin friendly too!'

"No, no, we're not going to hunt you! A 'scavenger hunt' is a game: want to come and play with us?"

Banana Split: We can still be friends.

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"Thanks for inviting me to your house, Nora."

'Toast'

Brain connection

Will you be my Facebook friend?

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Visiting 'friends'.

Time for tea and friendship.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

Big World

Commitment in 2020

"Love Boat"

On 'A double shot at a rewarding, platonic relationship. . . with D.J. Pauly D and Vinny' the guys hand out friendship bracelets to women that they would like to get to know better.

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."