Muse Seekers T-Shirts

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

God's Writers Block

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Do me next."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"...My daughter, the model..."

I get my ideas on sale...

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Janet Leigh

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

Eureka!

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Quit moving"

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

A writer fishes for inspiration.

Writer's energy

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

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