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"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"The only time my muse ever shows up is when I'm on break."

"I don't get it."

'Shall we factor-in two weeks waiting for inspiration?'

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.

'You never speak to me now that you have a muse.'

"Quit moving"

Dreaming of an angel.

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"Do me next."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Breakthrough

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"Now how did she know?"

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Inspiration

Eureka!

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Chasing the one big idea

A writer fishes for inspiration.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Writer's energy

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"