Muse Chaser T-Shirts

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"The only time my muse ever shows up is when I'm on break."

I've got to make an offering to the cheapskate muse. What's that got to do with me? You understand women. What could I do to bring back my goddess of inspiration? That's nice. What's nice? Goddess of inspiration. You mind if I use that line on this hottie I met when I was trolling for broads at the bus station? This is not helping! No, it is. Don't sell yourself short.

"I don't get it."

'Shall we factor-in two weeks waiting for inspiration?'

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.

'You never speak to me now that you have a muse.'

"Quit moving"

Dreaming of an angel.

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"Do me next."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Breakthrough

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Now how did she know?"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Eureka!

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

Inspiration

Chasing the one big idea

Quiet!