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'That's good. Stop now...You better stop...You ruined it.'

"You don't need a muse, Richard. You're a technical writer."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'Where do cartoonists, like you, get your ideas'

'I can't seem to get started. I must have, 'Artist's block'!'

Caged Muse

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

Eureka!

Writer's energy

"Well, usually when the model dies the life drawing class is over."

"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."

A writer fishes for inspiration.

'I prefer to spend my time in less didactic pursuits.'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Rodin's Block

1915: A poet gets inspired.

"The art critic was, like, 'Where do you modern artists get your ideas from?' And I was, like, 'From a gut instinct'."

'Yes, he's still working on that memo. You can't rush the creative process, you know.'

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

"Oh hey look, it's the world, asking me to write more poetry."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Do me next."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?