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"Do me next."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

I get my ideas on sale...

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"Quit moving"

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

Eureka!

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Quiet!

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

A writer fishes for inspiration.