Feathered Muse Seeker T-Shirts

"Do me next."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

I get my ideas on sale...

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

"Quit moving"

Eureka!

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

Writer's energy

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

A writer fishes for inspiration.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."