Feathered Treasure Hunter T-Shirts

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

Family with pets.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Pirate

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."