Feathered Fable Lover T-Shirts

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Family with pets.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Bird Torture.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Invisible clothes

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Ornithologist

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Canada Goose

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Parrot