Feathered Fable Lover Mugs

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

Invisible clothes

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Ornithologist

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Canada Goose

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Parrot

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."