Fable Lovers Mugs

'Those were the good old days: Little Red Riding hood...The Three Pigs...'

The Tortoise and the Hare

Chamisso's 'Peter Schlemihl' - Peter Sells His Shadow

Asap's Fables.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Toadstools

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Recalculating route..."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Eat my dust!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Rocking Witches.

"Puss in cement boots"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Invisible clothes

"It's probably just seasonal."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"