Fable Enthusiasts Mugs

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

Hole in the Dyke.

"It was an interesting panel on how we're represented in fables."

The Sea Turtle & The Hare.

The boy whose hair was on fire about some kind of wolf thing

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'Ever since I lost that stupid race, I've been a laughing stock wherever I go...

'Sorry to hear about your gas, but I specialize in thorns-in-the-pay.'

"I suppose now I owe you one."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Swan Fairy Tales

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Eat my dust!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"What the hell took so long?"