Fable Fanatics Mugs

The Bull, the Bear, the Ant, and the Grasshopper

'Ever since I lost that stupid race, I've been a laughing stock wherever I go...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Eat my dust!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"What the hell took so long?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Invisible clothes

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Giant Monster in Bath

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Like that?"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.