Fable Aficionado Mugs

Fables for the Tiger Mom.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Wonderland Food Mart. Animal Crackers. It says, "Contents: Three bears, three little pigs, one big bad wolf and four and twenty blackbirds."

'Did you hear about the Ant and the Grasshopper? -- Some Japanese Beetle bought them both out.'

"Oh yeah, cats, traps and poisons, you have to worry about, but believe me, pied pipers are the real danger!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Raincloud Umbrella

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Swiss army knife

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Primitive magician

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Stonehenge Explained

Günter Grass

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Save the unicorn.

Treasure Island Book.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.