Fable Aficionado Gifts

Fables for the Tiger Mom.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'Did you hear about the Ant and the Grasshopper? -- Some Japanese Beetle bought them both out.'

"Oh yeah, cats, traps and poisons, you have to worry about, but believe me, pied pipers are the real danger!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Raincloud Umbrella

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Primitive magician

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Swiss army knife

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Stonehenge Explained

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Treasure Island Book.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Save the unicorn.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Look man, no wings!'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Gremlins 47

"Who ordered a pizza?"