Fable Lovers Prints

'Those were the good old days: Little Red Riding hood...The Three Pigs...'

The Tortoise and the Hare

Chamisso's 'Peter Schlemihl' - Peter Sells His Shadow

The Tortoise and NASCAR.

Asap's Fables.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Toadstools

The tooth fairy.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Eat my dust!"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Puss in cement boots"

"Say hello to my little friend."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Rocking Witches.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Recalculating route..."

The Pink Bantha

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Invisible clothes

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!