Lover Of Fables Prints

Crow and fox

"Are they good? I sold a pair to a hare not five minutes ago."

'Are you made of sugar?'

A Fairytale Update

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

The Frog Prince

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Rapunzcow

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'