Lover Of Fables Pillows

Crow and fox

"Are they good? I sold a pair to a hare not five minutes ago."

'Are you made of sugar?'

A Fairytale Update

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The Frog Prince

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

Rapunzcow

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.