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Bermuda Triangle Motel

"What do you say we follow something else?"

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

What else is there to wish for?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The star hunters

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I said slime."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

An early space launch attempt.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast