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I can assure everyone that this city is totally committed to apprehending the pants bandit!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Now how did she know?"

"I got a job!"

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

Media Whore Raceway.

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'He's training for a career in law.'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

Born to be Wild

"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

'He went that way, officer!'

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

A number of figures walk up stairs.

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'... Yes, but when we said we were looking for 'hungry applicants', we meant hungry for success.'

"I need a job! I'll do anything! I'll relocate!"