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"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Now how did she know?"

"I got a job!"

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

Media Whore Raceway.

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'He's training for a career in law.'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

Born to be Wild

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

A number of figures walk up stairs.

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'... Yes, but when we said we were looking for 'hungry applicants', we meant hungry for success.'

"I need a job! I'll do anything! I'll relocate!"

Fisherman.