Property Chaser T-Shirts

'Our asking price for this beautiful home is only $600.000, but we're willing to settle for $40.000!'

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Try thinking about something else."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

The star hunters

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

The Snooze Bar.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

An early space launch attempt.

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"So...do you have a job now?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"I think I can". (train)

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'