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Careerist

"I've been working in the mail room for over 6 months. I was hoping to be at least a CEO by now."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Tallyho!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Open House of Horrors

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

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'How fast can you hype?'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."