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Careerist

In my career I went as far as middle management. I climbed a corporate but it was a step ladder.

"I've been working in the mail room for over 6 months. I was hoping to be at least a CEO by now."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Tallyho!"

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Open House of Horrors

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

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'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'This is no game! This is who I am!'