Tail Chaser T-Shirts

"What if I told you that the thing you've been chasing your whole life... has been a part of you all along."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Do you have anything for Restless Tail Syndrome?'

'No wonder you can't locate her ovaries....here they are, under his tail."

"These dizzy spells, I have a theory."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"Do not chase the tail, for the tail is already yours."

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

Cat Zoom Meeting

When Dogs Brag

"Things come too easy for me. I could always catch my tail."

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'I don't care about truth or enlightenment. Can you tell me how to catch my tail?'

How to catch your tail the smart way

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

The meaning of life...

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

"Back off!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"I think the cat wants to come in. . ."

"Sometimes I'm not sure if I chase my tail or my tail chases me."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

"Watch this! When I tighten my ass I can wag voluntarily!"

'Have you tried the new laser pointers?'

'I think they like each other.'

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'