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'Cheers Rex. Heaven knows you chased it for long enough.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You've already been for a walk."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."