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Although it wagged enthusiastically, secretly the tail found this game dull and repetitive.

"Don't ever catch it. You'll have nothing left to live for."

"And here are today's categories...."

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

Both love chasing tail.

"Shhhhh. Don't talk about my t-a-i-l. I don't want it to suspect anything when I sneak up and catch it."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Tallyho!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Open House of Horrors

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"