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Troll Crossing

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Tallyho!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Open House of Horrors

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Check out this new store."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"We've got a problem."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Walking the Plank.

"And here are today's categories...."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.