Tale Chaser Gifts

Troll Crossing

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Tallyho!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Check out this new store."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Open House of Horrors

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Walking the Plank.

"We've got a problem."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."