Tale Seeker Gifts

'Could we read something a little more EDGY tonight, Dad?'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Cannonball!'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Chiller Theatre

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Press Freedom

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''