Divine Tale Seeker Gifts

Hermes

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"And God called the light day."

"It's actually called 'snow white, the seven dwarfs and the damned biting watchdog.' But of course they don't tell us about that ."

Frog Prince

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

Seven copies of "Little Women", please.

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

Kafka at his typewriter

"I'm from the Bible - a new publication - and we'd like your first hand account of this event."

Monster in the sea.

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

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Looking For God

"We've always admired those literate prayers of yours, and it's our hope that you'll keep them coming even though you're dead."

'Hello, God? Tony here... Fine, thanks. SIr, it's that Hayes guy. He's cheating again. You want I should whack him?'

"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage."

"Hey, great death!"

Pot of gold at end of rainbow has a financial advisor with it.