Cautionary Tale Seeker Gifts

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Modern History: Last Year/Last Month/Last Week/Yesterday.

Robot Olympics

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

Hermes

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

"Spare us the gory details."

Seven copies of "Little Women", please.

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

Giant bird.

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

Kafka at his typewriter

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

Listening Room - Enter at your own risk!

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Stop before it's too late

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.