Cautionary Tales Gifts

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Worry tank

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

Geekasaurus.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Robot Olympics

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

"Spare us the gory details."

Giant bird.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

'We've simplified the warning label to 'May result in lawyers'.'

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

Caution Dulcimer

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Stop before it's too late

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."

Right lane: Must turn right (Right lane leads into a pit).

Be careful what you wish for. . .