Cautionary Tales Mugs

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Worry tank

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Geekasaurus.

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Robot Olympics

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"Spare us the gory details."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

Giant bird.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

'We've simplified the warning label to 'May result in lawyers'.'

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Caution Dulcimer

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

Stop before it's too late

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."

"Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna."

Be careful what you wish for. . .