Cautionary Tale Collector Mugs

"Beware of everything."

"Remember son, there is no such thing as a free lunch! Only eat what you catch: anything you just happen to 'find' could be a poisoned bait. . ."

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

Ghost puddle

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Robot Olympics

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

Brothers Grimm

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

Giant bird.

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

Carrie White

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

The boy whose hair was on fire about some kind of wolf thing

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Stop before it's too late

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."

Hou Yi